My kids' conversation this morning as they waited for me to come open their doors.
Abby: Mommy, please let me out, I wake up!
Isaac: Abby, Mommy sleeping!
Abby: Oh.  I think Daddy at church.
Isaac: I think Daddy at work.
Abby:  How we gonna get out of here?
Isaac: We need find way out, out of with these scary ghosts!
Abby: But we can't open the dooo-ooor!  Isaac.  What we do get out?
Isaac: I no know, Ab. I need get out scary ghosts.
Abby: (silence)
Isaac: AHHHH!!!!  Abby! A scary shark - look, look!  Ahhhh! (makes scary shark noises)
Abby: A scary SHARK?
Isaac: Yeah! (laughing)
Abby: Isaac, just turn yo light on and play with yo toys!
Isaac: (More scary shark noises.)

They could go on forever!!!!  It's kind of fun sometimes to just sit back and listen.  But of course, being the good mom that I am, even when they wake up an hour and a half early, I didn't make them keep up with their long-distance relationship for long! :-)